bad-ass-strigoi-hunter: exceedwhatyouthoughtwasbest: Things that need to be more affordable: -plane tickets -whole, natural foods -gas -workout clothing -phone bills -University (education) tuition Things that need to be more expensive: -processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket -cigarettes -alcohol You are a genius.
snapchatting: stop what you’re doing and adore me
We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.
punkbread: i hate it when kids are assholes you cant even punch them or anything cause theyre like 9 and they know this those smug little shits
Unusual Date Ideas
zyoteofalbion: derekstilinski: theconsultingbadwolf: If anyone were to take me on a date like this I would probably fall immediately in love with them If by unusual you mean fantastic, then yes. I WANT ALL OF THESE OH MY WORD
being naturally intelligent but completely unmotivated at the same time is literally the worst and that is the only reason i hate school
having to delete songs for making room in your ipod is like having to kill some of your children because you cant feed them all
voldemortandco: zubat: Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family. are you canadian
gleeson666: do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
uoa: do you ever tell people you’ll be going to sleep but then you don’t and you have to not do anything noticable online for the sake of it seeming as if you didn’t lie to them
wifipasswords: im not even sassy im just an asshole
tvgropes: the english language may be difficult to learn but at least we dont insist on assigning genders to inanimate objects
sylviaplth: the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right
niallhortonhearsawho: a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
danieldempsey: My dude straight loving him some nsync.
shutupaubrey: team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
roseisreturning: mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
stevenfresco: school tomorrow more like